Tiptoe in the Rain

best-of-funny: cathycatherine: sick of boys not understanding...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 03:05:00 -0400

best-of-funny:

cathycatherine:

sick of boys not understanding us so i made a helpful guide :) xx

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Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:15:34 -0400

teruteruhomomura: so there was supposed to be a “long lost episode of rocko’s modern life” on tv...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:14:58 -0400

teruteruhomomura:

so there was supposed to be a “long lost episode of rocko’s modern life” on tv just now but nickelodeon just tricked me into staring at a fucking jar of mayonnaise for ten goddamn minutes while elevator music played on repeat

i will never trust again

thewallflour: folie-a-killjoy: kim kardashian wants to name her child easton. EASTon. please...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:14:02 -0400

thewallflour:

folie-a-killjoy:

kim kardashian wants to name her child easton.

EASTon.

please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST.

DONT YOU GET IT

EASTON WEST

EAST AND WEST

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN

no its perfect omfg

im cry

lena-lou-who: butoppacantlikeblackgirls: xbblovex: WTFFFFFFFFF...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:13:30 -0400

lena-lou-who:

butoppacantlikeblackgirls:

xbblovex:

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“CL and GD’s love? VIPs are shocked! Kwon Jiyong says (via Twitter): ‘Our relationship was hidden because of YG’s lack of agreement. Now when Chaerin-ah and YG agreed over my idea, we’re making it to public. We’re officially in love kkk’”

it’s an april fools joke. you know the only person jiyong truly loves is himself

^ACCURATE

zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:13:09 -0400

zarry:

i feel this on a spiritual level

vigilantevivian: stravaganza: chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:13:07 -0400

vigilantevivian:

stravaganza:

chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

The Four Elemelons.

Avatar: The Last Melonbender.

targaryns: jon snow travels to outer space aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:12:26 -0400

targaryns:

*jon snow travels to outer space*

aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard

Aaron Tveit reminding us that he is cuter than you

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:12:11 -0400

Aaron Tveit reminding us that he is cuter than you

iceinherheart-kissonherlips: 7x06/4x09

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:11:40 -0400

iceinherheart-kissonherlips:

7x06/4x09

natural-born-idjit: onefitmodel: Marriage is not about religion.Atheists marry.Marriage is not...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:20:48 -0400

natural-born-idjit:

onefitmodel:

Marriage is not about religion.
Atheists marry.
Marriage is not about procreation.
The infertile marry.
Marriage is not about finance.
It can weave poverty.
Marriage is about love.
That’s it.
And that’s beautiful.

AMEN

the-absolute-best-posts: lokithehedgehog: Tummy rubs (x)

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:20:19 -0400

the-absolute-best-posts:

lokithehedgehog:

Tummy rubs (x)

theonyx: dumbscar: HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:20:10 -0400

theonyx:

dumbscar:

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

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Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:15:11 -0400

watchtheskytonight: pettyartist: sassybitchtits: Last night I...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 01:10:47 -0400

Gnome Massacre. Gnome feet courtesy of a baby doll we found in the basement.

Gnomes dragging people into vents, yo. Rachael could not have gotten a better angle holy shit.

Cover to every horror book ever.

Bingles will fuck you up.

Gnomes dancing around a poor tied up woman. She probably slipped all over the place while trying to stand in the gnome circle.

Extra creepiness just in case.

There's this little doorframe portal in the living room that leads into her bathroom so we bought a little door knob so that it looks like a tiny door for midget servants but it works for gnomes too.

watchtheskytonight:

pettyartist:

sassybitchtits:

Last night I went to Rachael’s house to help do some manly work while she spiffs up her living room. Once the old carpet was out of the house, and before the new wood flooring was placed down, we decided to recreate what would happen if gnomes came out of the walls and murdered a bunch of people. Because this is what happens when you leave us alone for too long.

All I can picture is the next owners of the property deciding to redo the flooring, rip up the wood and see this.

calm down there Satan

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:03:08 -0400

“Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:01:37 -0400

“Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.”

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Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:09:04 -0400

dovahqueene: oh my fucking god can we just omg

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 22:06:24 -0400

dovahqueene:

oh my fucking god can we just omg

#the best joke glee ever made

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:57:22 -0400

#the best joke glee ever made

Tiptoe in the Rain

best-of-funny: cathycatherine: sick of boys not understanding...

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teruteruhomomura: so there was supposed to be a “long lost episode of rocko’s modern life” on tv...

thewallflour: folie-a-killjoy: kim kardashian wants to name her child easton. EASTon. please...

lena-lou-who: butoppacantlikeblackgirls: xbblovex: WTFFFFFFFFF...

zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level

vigilantevivian: stravaganza: chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon...

targaryns: *jon snow travels to outer space* aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard

Aaron Tveit reminding us that he is cuter than you

iceinherheart-kissonherlips: 7x06/4x09

natural-born-idjit: onefitmodel: Marriage is not about religion.Atheists marry.Marriage is not...

the-absolute-best-posts: lokithehedgehog: Tummy rubs (x)

theonyx: dumbscar: HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

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watchtheskytonight: pettyartist: sassybitchtits: Last night I...

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“Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would...

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dovahqueene: oh my fucking god can we just omg

#the best joke glee ever made

targaryns: jon snow travels to outer space aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard