teruteruhomomura: so there was supposed to be a “long lost episode of rocko’s modern life” on tv just now but nickelodeon just tricked me into staring at a fucking jar of mayonnaise for ten goddamn minutes while elevator music played on repeat i will never trust again
thewallflour: folie-a-killjoy: kim kardashian wants to name her child easton. EASTon. please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST. DONT YOU GET IT EASTON WEST EAST AND WEST WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN no its perfect omfg im cry
zarry: i feel this on a spiritual level
vigilantevivian: stravaganza: chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon The Four Elemelons. Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
targaryns: *jon snow travels to outer space* aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard
natural-born-idjit: onefitmodel: Marriage is not about religion. Atheists marry. Marriage is not about procreation. The infertile marry. Marriage is not about finance. It can weave poverty. Marriage is about love. That’s it. And that’s beautiful. AMEN
theonyx: dumbscar: HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
tardiscalledsexy: My math teacher called me average. How mean.
nyehs: what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years
daftpnk: *trips over and accidentally spends all my money on food*
Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.– Vincent Van Gogh (via cavum)